They enter the very same room where they consummated their marriage, close the door and put their luggage down. They gaze around the room and the wife says, "Oh, I remember it like it was yesterday." Her husband asks, "You remember our first night here?" with a twinkle in his eye. She nods her head with a sly smile on her face and asks, "What were you thinking when we walked in here 25 years ago ?" He replies, "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry !" She then asks breathlessly ".. and what are you thinking now ?". "I think I did a pretty good job !"
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