Just made this one up... Q: What's a theater student's favorite drink?

**A:** "Cabaret Sauvignon"

**Q:** What's the director's favorite drink?

**A:** "Cabernet Show-must-go-on"

... maybe this is more appropriate for /r/dadjokes

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