As he is sitting in the waiting lobby the devil walks up to him and they strike up a conversation.
"So what do you do here in Hell anyway?" says the man.
"Well do you like to smoke weed?" answers the devil
"Fuck yes!"
"You are gonna looove Mondays! We all gather together and smoke as much weed as we can handle!"
"What else?"
"Do you like to drink?" Asks the devil.
"Of course!"
"You are gonna loooove Tuesdays! We drink as much as we want with no risk of a hangover!"
"Awesome! Hell doesn't sound half bad!"
"and do you like to eat?" asked the devil.
"HELL YEAH!" replies the man.
"You are gonna loooooove Wednesdays! We always have a huge feast and you can eat all day without feeling sick!" says the devil.
"Alright!"
"and are you a homosexual?"
"um.. no."
"you're gonna hate Thursdays."
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