JUNIOR DETECTIVE AT CRIME SCENE, SIFTING THROUGH THE EVIDENCE: Looks like he had a criminal record, sir.
SENIOR DETECTIVE: A criminal record?
JUNIOR DETECTIVE: Yes, sir. [PRODUCES JUSTIN BIEBER CD FROM BEHIND SOFA]
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