A man walks into a bar....

and asks the bartender for a rum and coke. The bartender reaches under his counter and places an apple on the bar. The man asks, 'What's this?'
The bartender replies, 'Eat it.' The man takes a bite. To his surprise it tastes like rum. The bartender says, 'Turn it around.' The man turns the apple around and takes a bite. The other side tastes like coke. Amazed, he continues to eat the apple. Another man walks in and asks for a gin and tonic. The bartender places another apple on the bar. The second man says, 'What's this?' However, the first man tells him to try it. The man takes a bite. To his amazement it tastes like Gin. The bartender tells him to turn it around. The man turns the apple around and takes a bite and stunningly enough, it tastes like tonic. So both men sit at the bar eating their respective rum and coke and gin and tonic apples. A third man walks in. The other two men tell him, 'Hey, this guy has got an apple that tastes like anything you want.' The third man says, 'Oh really?' The bartender replies, 'Yeah.' The man says, 'Well then do you have an apple that tastes like pussy?' The bartender replies, 'You bet i do,' and places a third apple on the bar. Amazed, the third man picks up the apple and takes a bite. Immediately he spits it out and says. 'What the hell dude?!? This tastes like shit!' The bartender looks at him and says, 'Yeah well, turn it around.'