Jungle Bunny

There's a rabbit walking through the jungle, and he comes upon a monkey and the monkey's rolling a joint.
The rabbit says, "Hey, monkey, I love you, man, don't smoke that stuff. Enjoy life with me and come through the woods."
So the monkey follows. They're walking through the woods and they see a giraffe cutting up some cocaine.
The rabbit says, "Hey, giraffe, I love you, bro, don't do that cocaine. Enjoy life with us and come through the woods."
So he follows the monkey and the rabbit. They walk up on a lion, and he's fixing up a rig of heroin, about to shoot up some heroin.
The rabbit says, "Lion, man, don't do that, bro, I love you, man..."
The lion smacks the shit out of the rabbit and he goes flying through the woods.
The giraffe and the monkey go, "What the hell'd you do that for?"
The lion says," I hate when that fucking rabbit when he is on ecstasy"!

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