God has spoken to Mr. Clinton, Mr. Yeltsin and Mr. Slobodan Milosevich. He told them that the judgement day is approaching. In 30 days we'll have the end of the world. God told them that they should say it clearly to their nations.Mr. Clinton spoke on TV and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I must tell you that God spoke to me. He demanded from me to tell you that the end of the world is coming in 30 days...Mr. Yeltsin said to Russians: "My fellow-citizens, It appears that there is a God, as he spoke to me. What he told me, now I must tell you and it's not good news: Judgement day comes as soon as in one month...Mr. Milosevich's press secretary holds press conference: Ladies and gentlemen, dear citizens, our president Mr. Slobodan Milosevich has, aside from his very busy schedule, found enough time to receive God and in their dialog Mr. Milosevich has succeeded in delaying the judgement day for a WHOLE MONTH!
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