I started thinking about this story this morning and I thought r/Jokes might appreciate it even though it isn't technically a joke per se.
Hope you enjoy it.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-p6iF3sFZRjbWZQc3Q1TWQxSzA/edit?usp=sharing
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