... a farmer had been saving up his money, all his life, to buy a bull. Finally having enough money, he takes the long walk to Kiev and comes back with a strong bull.
It is the strongest bull the village has ever seen. Big, beautiful, and a hard worker, the farmer is overjoyed! He rents the bull out to pull plows and pull carts and, by year's end, the farmer has enough money to buy a sow. He takes the long walk to Kiev and comes back with a fine sow.
It is the finest sow the village has ever seen, and the farmer is excited at the idea of his bull and his sow having the finest calfs in the village. But no matter how many times the bull tries to mount the sow, she resists. The farmer is getting worried that he will not have any calfs. So he goes to the Rabbi.
He tells the Rabbi how the sow, though beautiful, won't let the bull mount her. The Rabbi brushes his beard and says, "my child, this sow must be from Kiev." Astounded, the farmer says, "yes Rabbi, how did you know?" "Because," sighs the Rabbi, "my wife is from Kiev."
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