So a married man is spending some time with his wife and they start 69ing. They are getting pretty into it, then the man remembers he has a dentist appointment in the morning.
He goes in the bathroom and brushes his teeth. He then flosses, and uses mouthwash about 3 or four times. Feeling accomplished, the man goes to sleep.
The next day he goes to his dentist appointment. He's sitting in the chair when the dentist asks,
"Hey buddy, you been eatin' pussy?"
The man is shocked and says, "What?? How the hell did you know? I washed my mouth out a hundred times!"
The dentists says, "I can tell, your mouth is as fresh as ever, but your forehead smells like fuckin' shit!
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