Thor comes down to earth from Valhalla looking for a human virgin for a little fun. Things have changed since the last time, there were no virgins to be had.
He searched near and far, and the best he could find was a prostitute with a lisp.
They made love all night, and in the morning he decided to tell her who he was. Proudly he announced "I am Thor". She looked at him and replied "You're Thor? I can't even pith."
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