As they are travelling, they are captured by a tribe of natives and taken back to the native camp. Approaching the native camp, they see a man with a large headdress, presumably the chief of the tribe who beckons the prisoners over.
With a glance, the chief simply asks the first prisoner:
"Death... or Umbutu?"
The first prisoner is unaware of Umbutu.. but certainly values his life. He shouts out, "Umbutu!"
The tribe bends him over a log as the largest 15 tribesmen proceed to sodomize him anally, before sending him on his way through the jungle.
Nervously, the second prisoner contemplates the same question. After a moments hesitation, he cries out, "..Um...Umbutu!" He is then bent over the log as the 15 men anally rape him and send him on his way.
The third prisoner, standing with arms crossed has a look of disdain on his face. The chief looks at him curiously and asks him the same question as the first two prisoners. The third prisoner exhales a deep, long breath and proclaims,
"I ain't no fucking faggot. I'd gladly take death over having that homo shit happen to me."
The chief stays silent for a moment as he nods. The third prisoner is still standing there with his arms crossed, staring the chief down intently. The chief slowly raises his hand to command his tribesmen. "You die..." he starts,
"... BY UMBUTU!"
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