A woman attends her 25 year high school reunion, and a well known one-upper approaches her. The one upper proceeds to tell her about all the wonderful things to happen in her life, their conversation goes as follows. "After high school my daddy got me into Harvard where I graduated with honors". " Well isn't that nice." "And then I met my husband who just waits on me hand and foot!" "Well isn't that nice." "Now I have three wonderful children who are just the most well behaved children you could ever meet." "Well isn't that nice." "So what have you been doing?" "Well my mama and daddy couldn't afford to send me to college so they sent me to finishing school where they taught me to say well isn't that nice instead of fuck you!"
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