Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.

Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!'

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