One day, the teacher asked her first grade class what part of the body did they think would go to heaven first when they died. Little Johnny's hand went up first but the teacher was afraid to pick him, because he was always embarassing her. She looked around and saw little Matt with his hand up.
She picked him. Matt said he belived the brain would go first, because it controlled the body.
Little Johnny still had his hand up but the teacher picked Wendy. Wendy said the heart would go first because it is full of love and therefore, God would take it first. That's a real good answer the teacher said.
Again she saw Johnny with his hand up, so she said OK Johnny go ahead, tell the class what part of the body you think goes to heaven first.
Johnny said I know what part goes first. The hands and the feet go first.
The teacher said, "Now Johnny, how do you know that?"
Johnny replied, "Because I walked in my mommy's bedroom the other night and mommy had both her hands and feet up in the air, and she was a screaming Oh Lord I'm coming I'm coming and she would have went too but daddy was laying on top of her holding her down.
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