He walks in to the office and his boss says, "Jesus, John. You look absolutely terrible! Why didn't you just take a sick day?"
John is very surprised to hear this and says, "What do you mean? I feel absolutely great."
His boss wouldn't have it and insisted that John leave work immediately to see a doctor. John does as he's told.
The doctor takes one look at John and exclaims "John!?!? You look atrocious!!"
"Yeah Doc, my boss said the same thing. But I actually feel better than ever."
Absolutely befuddled, the doctor consults a medical textbook to try to solve this medical mystery.
"Let's see, let's see. 'Feels terrible, looks great?' No, no, no. That's not you. 'Feels terrible, looks terrible?' No, no, not you either. Ahhh hear it is. 'Looks terrible, feels amazing'... John, you're a vagina."
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