... but he wasn't home, and the person who answered the door was Kate, Josh's wife. She just got out of the shower, so she had a towel around her sexy, sexy body when she answered the door. After a little bit of small and awkward talking, John couldn't resist and told her:
"I will give you a thousand dollars right now if you drop that towel"
She thought about it for a second and thought "hey, a thousand dollars is a thousand dollars". She did what he asked, and was given the cash and John went back home.
A few hours later, Josh came home.
"Hey sweetheart! John dropped by earlier today."
"Oh, good! Did he bring the thousand dollars he owed me?"
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