While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennisball,
and seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the
pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian
crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A blonde girl standing next to
him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes
gleaming with lust. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh," said
the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful... I had tennis elbow
once."
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