Jimmy trips over something in the sand and looks down to see a golden lamp. He picks it up and *POOF* out pops a genie. The genie looks at the men and says "I will grant you each one wish for freeing me from the lamp!"
Hendrix goes first. "I wish for a diamond the size of my head!" He exclaims. The genie nods his head and *POOF* a huge diamond appears in Hendrix's hands.
Clapton gets excited and says, "I wish for a massive yacht filled with beautiful women!" The genie nods his head and *POOF* a yacht bigger than any they've ever seen pulls up to the Moroccan beach.
The genie turns to Mick Jagger, who thinks for a minute, and finally says, "I'm pretty hungry, I could go for a roll." The genie nods his head and *POOF* a street vendor pushes his cart up the beach and hands Mick a delicious looking roll from his cart.
The genie vanishes and Hendix and Clapton give Jagger an incredulous look. "You could have wished for anything in the world and that's what you wished for?!"
Jagger gives them a defensive look and says "I know it's only a Moroccan roll, but I like it"
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