Jimmy comes home looking very happy and says to his father, "Daddy, I fell in love want to date this awesome girl."
His father replies, "That's great son. Who is she?"
"It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.", replies Jimmy.
The father then looks a bit sad and says, "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."
Jimmy becomes shocked and looks very sad.
A few months go by and Jimmy comes home again looking very happy. He goes straight to his father and says, "Hey daddy! I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
"That's wonderful son! Who is she?"
"She is Jasmine, the other neighbours daughter."
"I'm sorry to tell you son, but she's also your sister".
This happens a few times and Jimmy is absolutely broken and mad. So then he goes straight to his Mother.
"Mom, I fell in love with 6 different girls and daddy keeps telling me that I cannot date them because they are my sisters!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says, "My love, You can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him because he isn't your father."
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