A radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali...

DJ: "96 FM here, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, my name's Dave." DJ: "Dave, what's your word?" Caller: "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced 'go-an'." DJ: "You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?" Caller: "Goan fuck yourself!" The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until: DJ: "96 FM, what's your name?" Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff." DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?" Caller: "Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'." DJ: "You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?" Caller: "Smee again! Goan fuck yourself !