I was walking in DC and saw a "Muslim Book Store"

Not knowing what that was, I decided to walk in and look around.
The clerk, who probably noticed that I wasn't exactly his normal type of client, asked if I needed help. So I asked, "Do you have any books on Donald Trumps Immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
The clerk said, "GET OUT, GET OUT AND STAY OUT"
I said, "Yes yes, that one, do you still have the hard cover version?"

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