An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into
mischief,
finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The
boy
thought
it
over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and
keep
slamming
the door until St. Peter says, "For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come
in or stay
out!"
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