During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter
concluded that the behavior of President Clinton and Rep. Condit had
brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.
They worked long and hard in a brain storming �session to try to settle on
the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should
have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten.
After many revisions, they finally agreed that the�eleventh commandment
should be:
"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
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