So kids from jewish school won a competition and the 1st prize was a trip to Auswitchz for an excursion.
From the airport they had to go by bus there. It wasn't long way and everyone was pretty excited but half-way there the bus broke down. The driver knowing the generosity of the Polish people tried to knock on the door of the first house. An older men leaning on a crutch opened a door.
"Co się stało?" asked the old men.
Driver explained their situation.
Old men just schratched his chin deeply thinking.
Then he said
"Przepraszam, ale mam mały piec"
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