A bus conductor in India was new to his job. He was that skinny young guy. He had to deal with all the heavy crowds and different type of peoples.
There was this muscular dude who travelled everyday in that bus. Every time bus conductor was to go and ask for ticket, "Ticket please", he would say "I take no tickets" with his angry face and huge ass body. Bus conductor didn't have guts to ask him to buy ticket or call cops, he was just too afraid of him. He thought even if he will insist to buy ticket, he will first have his ass beat buy that guy, even though he can call cops and get him caught he still thought that huge man will come for him later.
This thing kept going for a month, but now bus conductor had decided that he will just become more stronger physically and mentally to face this guy. He started working out. He worked out of 6 months and now he has gained enough weight and mental strength to ask that guy and if deny to take ticket he can pick a fight. Now the day has come to show him the true power of his will, now it was his day.
Bus conductor approaches the guy "Ticket please" and the reply was same as everyday, "I take no tickets", but this time conductor grabbed his collar and pulled him up from his seat and asked furiously with his rage of months "Why, you think you some kind of king or something?"
The guy replied "Because I have a travelling pass"
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