Jesus Christ is nailed to the cross and the disciples are gathered around, crying.
Jesus calls to Peter,
"Peter, come here!"
Peter goes over to the cross, only to be hit by the roman guards. He stands up and wants to return to the other disciples and Jesus calls to him again.
"Peter, come here!"
So, again Peter tries to climb the cross to get to his lord, when the roman soldier draws his sword and says if Peter comes back they will but his arms and legs off. Peter is getting a little pissed and wants to go back to his buddies, but again Jesus summons. The guard can't believe that Peter is trying yet AGAIN to climb to the cross, and chops peters arms and legs off. Peter is now covered in blood and demented from the blow to the head and wants to call it a day. Jesus calls again.
"Peter, please, come to me!"
By now, the guard is tired of chopping limbs, so he lets Peter be. Peter climbs all the way up and after a long time he finally arrives at his Lord's side. Hurting, suffering, bleeding, Peter looks into the lord's eyes and asks, "yes, my Lord. What is it?" Jesus looks off into the distance, "Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"
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