A man settles into his cell on his first night of a long prison sentence. The guard leaves and the lights turn off for the night. A few seconds later, someone yells, "18!", and everyone in the cell block starts laughing. A few minutes later, someone else yells, "34!", and again the entire cell block starts laughing.
The man, obviously confused, whispers to the convict in the cell next to him, "what is so funny about a number that is making everyone laugh so hard?" The other convict responds, "well, you see we've all been in here so long and told all of the same jokes so many times, that we've just numbered the jokes to save time."
The man decides he wants to try to fit in, so he yells out, "26!". Dead silence for minutes. Finally someone breaks the silence and yells "26!". Everyone starts laughing again.
The man whispers to the other convict, "why didn't anyone laugh when said 26?". The convict whispered back, "some people just can't tell a joke."
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