Three black women are getting on a plane..

They're lining up for their flight and the first black woman turns to the others and says "I'm wearing fluorescent yellow pants, cause if this plane crashes in the ocean they'll be able to find me first"
The second says "well I'm wearing fluorescent orange pants so if this plane crashes over land, they'll be able to find me first"
The third says "you two are stupid, I ain't wearing no pants! Cause it don't matter where we crash, everybody knows they look for the black box first!"

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