... people surround him, watching as his agony consumes him. Suddenly, and with great effort, he says:
"Mother, are you there?"
"Yes, my son, I am here." - she replies.
"Father, are you there?" - asks Jesus.
"Yes, son, I am." - Joseph replies.
"Peter, are you also there?" - asks Jesus once again.
"Yes, good friend, we are all here with you." - answers.
"Move away then, I need to take a leak."
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