He walks up an old man and says "Excuse me but I'm looking for my father.
The old man says "That's funny! I'm looking for my son!"
Jesus says "Well, actually, my father isn't really my father".
The old man says "That's funny! My son isn't really my son!"
Jesus says "My father was a carpenter".
The old man says "That's funny! I'M a carpenter!!!"
Jesus throws his arms around the old man and say "Daaaaaad!"
The old many throws his arms around Jesus and says "Pinocchio!!!!"
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