A drunk Irishman stumbles into a pub and sits at the bar and orders a drink...

...The bartender takes a look at him and says, "I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve drunks here, you have to leave."

The drunken Irishman grumbles, gets up and leaves through the side-door. A couple minutes later he stumbles through the front door again and saddles up at the bar.

The bartender looks at him oddly and then says, "we don't serve drunks here, now get out!!"

The Irishman slides off his stole and staggers back outside through the side door again.

Several minutes later, the same drunk Irishman comes staggering back in through the front door again and sits down at the bar.

The bartender, now irritated angrily says: "Look, I've already told you twice already, we DO NOT serve drunks here, now get out!!!"

The drunken Irishman looks up at him confused, and says. "How many bars do you work at?!!"

Happy St. Paddy's everyone.