Paul approached the cross "My Lord, what can I do," The Roman guards shoved Paul back into the crowd, again Jesus called out to Paul and as he approached again the guards once again shoved him back this time warning, "approach again and you will go up next to him." Paul approached for the 3rd time as Jesus called for him and the guards were true to their words.
After being nailed up next to Jesus, Paul again asked "what can I do for you my Lord." Jesus replied, "oh nothing I just wanted to tell you I can see your house from up here."
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