A woman is looking for a new man, one that will not beat her, run away, and is good in bed.
She puts an ad in the paper, and gets nobody.
She then hears her doorbell ring, opens it and sees nothing.
She hears it again
She opens the door and looks around and sees a man with no arms or legs sitting at the doorstep, she brings him in and sets him on the table.
He says, "So, i have no arms so i cant beat you, or legs so i cant run away."
The lady says "so what would make you good in bed?"
"How do you think i rang the doorbell?"
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