...When they all arrive he mentions that there is a massive drug problem on Earth and they need to find a way to rid the world of it. He suggests that they all go down to Earth, all over, and bring back samples of different drugs so they can examine them and figure out the best way to rid the world of the evils of their usage. They agree and off they go. Later that day there is a knock on the Jesus' door and he goes to answer it. "Who is it?" Jesus asked. "It is Peter and I have brought back cocaine from Colombia." "Very good Peter, you have done amazing work in trying to save humanity" There is another knock on the door. "It is Matthew and I brought back heroin from Afghanistan." "Very good Matthew," Jesus replies. Another knock, " It is James and I brought back crack from New York City." "Another blessed step in ending this plague on the Earth," Jesus says. One by one the other disciples arrive with different drugs. They are about to get started on their research and there is another knock on the door. "Who is it?" Jesus asks. "It is Judas" comes the answer. "Wonderful Judas, what did you bring?" All of the sudden the door is kicked in and officers swarm the room. "DEA, YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST!!"
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