Jerome the Scholar

Jerome was a high school all star wide receiver at an inner-city school...however he was failing math and was in danger of losing his scholarship to Alabama.

Due to his popularity, Mr. Cooper, the principal, decided to give him a chance to boost his grade and called him down at a school assembly.

"OK Jerome, if you can tell me what the square root of 81 is, I'll pass you in math".

"Uh 8?" Jerome guessed.

"Aww c'mom Mr. Cooper, give Jerome another chance!" the student body pleaded.

"OK Jerome...what's 20 - 14?" Mr. Cooper asked.

"36?" He ventired.

"Aw c'mom Mr. Cooper give Jerome another chance!" they asked again.

"Last try Jerome...what's 4 + 6?"

Jerome scrunched up his face amd thought, then asked, "Uhhh...10?"

"Aw c'mom Mr. Cooper, give Jerome another chance!"

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