Jebediah walks along the street and sees in one corner a beggar, all dirty and ragged, and he asks Jebediah for some money.
Jebediah looked at him and said: "Dude, do you drink?"
The beggar shook his head.
Jebediah asked again: "Are you a womanizer?"
Beggar again shook his head.
Jebediah: "We'll do it this way, buddy ... You'll go with me home and when my wife sees how it looks a man who does not drink and is not a womanizer, she'll give you 20$"
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