and she kept staring at a drunken man swinging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes," She sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I heard he hasn't been sober since."
"Oh my!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
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