Jaques the Lumberjack takes a barmaid home for some fun...

Just outside a small town in Quebec lived a lumberjack by the name of Jacques. One day, as Jacques is done his work, he heads into the town as he normally does, and goes straight to the bar. He soon gets a few drinks in him, all the while, chatting up the barmaid. The barmaid is smitten by Jacques and agrees to go back to his place for the night.
After a passionate night with Jacques, the barmaid gets dressed the next morning, and heads out the door leaving Jacques to sleep in.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Awoken by loud knocking on his door, Jacques jumps out of bed thinking the barmaid is back for more. To his surprise, two police officers stood at his door.
"What seems to be zee problem, officer?" Jacques asks.
"It would seem that you have had sex without consent" replies one of the officers.
"But zat is impossible!" Jacques exclaims in disbelief.
"We're going to need you to come with us, as it is illegal to have sex without consent" The other officer informs.
Jacques is awe struck, and says to the two officers, "step in, look around, this whole place reeks of cunt scent!"

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