This was in the Washington Post

This was in the Washington Post ... the title of the article was "Best Come
Back Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22-year-old
white male resident of Dracula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency,
and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect
explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know,
a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for
miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out
a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and
proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "Guess I was just really into it, you
know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence
apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was
unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an
unusual situation that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to
(Lawrence) and he's... just working away at this bumpkin." Taylor went on to
describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said,
'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze
and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in
the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'