It's just been the worst thing, cracked knuckles every day. And of course every dermatologist has a months-long wait to get in to see them.
Well my aunt, who's an RN, heard about my troubles and called me saying "I have a friend who's a dermatologist, she has a couple hours of free time, just hurry on up and go to Exam Room 2 and she'll take care of you." I drop what I'm doing and rush up to the local hospital.
As soon as I walk into the exam room, I'm floored. This woman is off-the-charts hot. I'm speechless. She think I'm just shy because she's a woman, so she says "It's okay, I'm a professional, I can handle any problem you have. What's going on?"
I finally manage to say "Well, ma'am, I think my cock tastes funny."
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