A couple is taking a shower together and the wife hears the door bell, she hops out the shower and puts a towel on. She opens the door to see Jonny from across the street and said hi. Shocked to see a fine middle aged women naked under a towel, Jonny offers her $100 to drop the towel to her waist. She hesitated but took his offer and showed him her tits, Not fully satisfied he offers her another $100 to drop her towel completely to the floor. As crazy as it sounded to the wife, she snatched the $100 and dropped her towel. Jonny soon went on his way with a smile and the wife with $200 bucks for getting naked. The wife headed back in the shower and her husband ask who was it? she say ohhh It was just Jonny from across the street, and the husband said oh did he mention anything about that $200 he owed me?
Not my joke, a joke I remember a customer telling me.
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