A group of guys had that one friend who was always happy, just smiling all the time. They went camping a lot, and at night this dude could light up his farts like nothing they'd ever seen. They called him the Butt-Stove, in honor of his flatulence prowess. "Hey Butt-Stove, Ryan passed out, come toast his marshmallows!" Stuff like that.
One night, deep in the wilderness, the friends all circled around and looked up at the sky. One of them said, "Wow man, all of those stars out there. It makes you really think about what we're doing here, in our little corner of the universe...what does it all mean?"
The Butt-Stove, in response, let out a long, drawn-out "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh". He kept going and going. "ShhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh."
One of the friends got up and walked over to the Butt-Stove to make sure he was feeling ok. After a few moments of confusion, he realized that they were all extremely high, and that their friend the Butt-Stove was just a smiley face, drawn by some kid, on one of those grocery store parking lot propane tanks.
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