One bright day in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced each other,
drew their knives,
and shot each other.
a deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came to kill those two dead boys.
if you don't believe my stories true,
ask the blind guy, he saw it to!
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