It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions.

Bloomingdales

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...

I hate it when...

I am *not* contrary!

Hey, hey, hey

you might be a redneck if you have sex with your wife. and your wife is...

A lawyer, priest,...

The captain comes over the intercom: "Everyone please make your way to the...

Do you know Every...

Every girl is a ninja...It shows when someone touches her phone or her...

Two whales are...

The other whale turns to him and says "Dude you are so drunk."

Why didn't the...

It was Nervous

What's the...

No one forgot about 9/11

It's All About...

A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a...

*Found Astroglide...

*Found Astroglide lube in grandparent medicine cabinet*. Grandpa said to me...