*Found Astroglide lube in grandparent medicine cabinet*. Grandpa said to me "It's for safe sex sonny boy". I said "Grandpa, Astroglide doesn't prevent pregnancy and grandma is far too old to get pregnant anyways". Without skipping a beat he replied "Rug burn gets much worse with age".
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