It's no surprise that Trump is here, just look at all the movies where there is a black President and something comes to destroy the earth.

Bob, Tom and Jeff...

They come across a large hole in the ground. Jeff picks up a stone and throws...

What did the...

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A father believed...

A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing...

Pray for McDonalds

A Mother and her five year old son were headed to McDonald's one day. On...

Need Help with a...

This is going to sound insane, but here goes. I just remembered a sort of...

What is the...

To rub peanut butter on your dick and then run through a kindergarten.

Un borracho est�...

Un borracho est� buscando una fiesta y ve una casa con mucha gente afuera....

Our Lives

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field,...

What's the oldest...

Trick #1, duh. It's at the beginning of the contents.

Number Test

DON'T scroll down too fast-do it slowly and follow the instructions below...