Bob, Tom and Jeff are walking through the forest.

They come across a large hole in the ground. Jeff picks up a stone and throws it into the hole.

They listen closely and never hear the stone hit bottom.

Bob goes over and put picks up a larger rock, needs two hands to throw this rock down the hole.

They listen closely and never hear the rock hit bottom.

"Wait a minute, is this a bottomless pit?" Claims Tom. "We are figuring this out. Come with me"

The three guys find a large log and carry it on over to the pit. They drop the log inside and again.. They never hear it hit bottom.

The group is excited over their new found bottomless pit in the woods.

Behind them, a Goat comes flying through the woods and drives deep into the so called bottomless pit.

"What the hell" "that was strange." Bob and Jeff said.

A farmer comes walking behind them and says "hey, you guys see a Goat come through here?"

Tom replies "you aren't going to believe this, but the Goat just came flying through the woods and went into that hole. "

"That's impossible. " said the farmer "he was tied to a big log."

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