"I told you the manager wanted cod seasoned with parsley!" yelled the first chef, brandisihing a butcher's knife.
"Well I told you that he wanted mackerel seasoned with paprika!" yelled the other, grabbing a pan of hot oil.
At that point the manager walked in holding a plate, just as both chefs were about to murder each other.
With a look of utter disgust at the dish he was holding, he said "I don't know what you two are fighting about, but this is neither the thyme nor plaice!"
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