A hotel busboy looked through the keyhole of the honeymoon suite and exclaimed, 'Wowie!' A maid heard him and pushed him out of the way for a look. She said, 'Oh, my God!' Just then the maitre d' walked down the hall and moved her out of the way. He took a look and said, 'I can't believe he complained about a hair in his soup last night!'
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